Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

We scoured joke books and the depths of the internet for the funnies knock knock jokes for kids. There’s an unlimited supply of jokes online but not all of them are actually funny. You can find all the funniest knock knock jokes for kids here in one convenient post. Let us know if you have some funny ones and we might just add them to the list, or maybe even make a whole new collection for your convenience.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leon
Leon who?
Leon me when you’re not strong!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Goliath.

Goliath who?

Goliath down, you look-eth tired!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie thing you can do I can better!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Broccoli.

Broccoli who?

Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lena.

Lena who?

Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Quiche.

Quiche who?

Can I have a hug and a quiche?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Amish.

Amish who?

Really? You don’t look like a shoe!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wa.

Wa who?

What are you so excited about?!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Why are you crying?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore is between you and me so please open up!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Bless you!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

Don’t you even know who you are?!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hike.

Hike who?

I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No silly, cows go MOO!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and answer the door!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut if you have one!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ice cream soda.

Ice cream soda who?

Ice scream soda people can hear me!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Big interrupting cow.

Big interrupting cow who?

MOOOOOOO!
(You need to shout this before the previous answer is said, as to interrupt them.)


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

No, it’s to whom!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe come out and play with me?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice joke get any worse?!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Haven.

Haven who?

Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t fit in the key hole!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita drink of water so please let me in!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

You don’t know who you are?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Alex-plain when you open the door!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don’t let me in!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nun.

Nun who?

Nun of your business!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Doctor.

Doctor who?

You’ve seen that TV show?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

June.

June who?

June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yah.

Yah who?

No, I prefer google.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W-H-O!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Oscar

Oscar who?

Oscar silly question and get a silly answer!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Conrad

Conrad who?

Conrad-ulations! That was a good knock-knock joke!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dejav

Dejav who?

Knock, knock.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tennis.

Tennis who?

Tennis five plus five.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Owls say

Owls say who?

Yes, they do.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Yes, they do!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

No, it’s kangaroo!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mustache

Mustache who?

Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nuisance.

Nuisance who?

What’s new since yesterday?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Door is locked, that’s why I’m knocking!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ya

Ya who?

No thanks, I use Bing.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to open the door?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Control Freak

Contro-

Okay, now you say control freak who?


Will you remember me in a year?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a month?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a week?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a day?

Yes.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

See, you forgot me already!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Billy Bob Joe Penny

Billy Bob Joe Penny who?

Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Razor.

Razor who?

Razor hand and dance the boogie!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Sweden.

Sweden who?

Sweden sour chicken!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Art.

Art who?

R2-D2!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Smellmop.

Smellmop who?

Ew, no thanks!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I need a puh.

I need a puh-who?

Then why don’t you find a toilet!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

God bless you!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Uh, why are you crying?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Opportunity.

Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Honeybee.

Honeybee who?

Honeybee a dear and open up will you?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Says.

Says who?

Says me, that’s who!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Iran.

Iran who?

Iran all the way here!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Doctor.

Doctor who?

No, no, just the doctor.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Euripides.

Euripides who?

Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Amish.

Amish who?

Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes the police, open up!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

So you have identity problems, huh?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and see!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

A mosquito!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard I know?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Odysseus.

Odysseus who?

Odysseus the last straw!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A Mayan.

A Mayan who?

A Mayan in the way?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Abe.

Abe who?

Abe-C-D-E!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Icing.

Icing who?

Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tennis.

Tennis who?

Tennis five plus five!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

…uncomfortable silence who?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Gorilla.

Gorilla who?

Gorilla me a hamburger!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use, I forgot my name again. 


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nicholas.

Nicholas who?

A Nicholas is not much money these days.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cereal.

Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Keith.

Keith who?

Keith me, my thweet prince!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you’re a poo!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Double.

Double who?

W!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Beats.

Beats who?

Beats me. 


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Kenya.

Kenya who?

Kenya feel the love tonight?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting sloth.

Interrupting sloth who?

(wait for a little while)

Sloooooth!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ida.

Ida who?

Surely, it’s pronounced Idaho.


These were the funniest knock knock jokes for kids we could find on the internet. This formula is optimal for infinite jokes but we want you guys to let us know if there are any better ones out there.